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I purchased a fluke a few months ago and now I can't put it down!
I think about it all day long while at work.
I try to take it with me everywhere I go.
I even put it under my pillow at night.
Maybe that's why I can't sleep.
I don't care about internet porn anymore.
I just want to look at ukulele pictures.
My wife is ready to leave me.
She says I need professional help.
She might be right, but what if they put me in a psychiatric hospital?
Would they let me take my fluke?
What if they put me on drugs?
Would I lose the drive to play my fluke?
I've spent too much time writing this.
I need to go play my fluke now.
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