You are currently viewing the Player Profile of Joseph Morris.  This information has been provided and is displayed for the uke-related purposes only.  Any misuse of Player Directory information is strictly prohibited. Return to the main Player Directory to view additional entries.   Player Profile Screen Name:   Joseph Morris City:   Portland State:   Oregon Country:   United States Postal Code:   97206 Brief:   I purchased a fluke a few months ago and now I can't put it down! I think about it all day long while at work. I try to take it with me everywhere I go. I even put it under my pillow at night. Maybe that's why I can't sleep. I don't care about internet porn anymore. I just want to look at ukulele pictures. My wife is ready to leave me. She says I need professional help. She might be right, but what if they put me in a psychiatric hospital? Would they let me take my fluke? What if they put me on drugs? Would I lose the drive to play my fluke? I've spent too much time writing this. I need to go play my fluke now. Login to modify your Player Directory Listing or create a Player Group. Create a new account and be listed in our Player Directory. Forgot your password?  We'll send you the password via email.

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