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Screen Name:   Joseph Morris
City:   Portland
State:   Oregon
Country:   United States
Postal Code:   97206
Brief:   I purchased a fluke a few months ago and now I can't put it down! I think about it all day long while at work. I try to take it with me everywhere I go. I even put it under my pillow at night. Maybe that's why I can't sleep. I don't care about internet porn anymore. I just want to look at ukulele pictures. My wife is ready to leave me. She says I need professional help. She might be right, but what if they put me in a psychiatric hospital? Would they let me take my fluke? What if they put me on drugs? Would I lose the drive to play my fluke? I've spent too much time writing this. I need to go play my fluke now.


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